Eyeris and the Offensive Piece of Furniture

Goodness that Eyeris is one dark horse. Who would have guessed that there's a monster trapped in that lean, spare frame of his ...

It was a quiet afternoon on the Editoral floor when Eyeris suddenly leapt up with a roar and started bashing his chair with his elbows. Why elbows, you ask? Beats me, but look closely and you'll notice he has very sharp ones.

Anyway, after leaving his chair in a heap on the floor, Eyeris proceeded to rip his copy of Harry Potter and the Big Fat Door-Stopper of a Book into tiny little shreds. What strength! What power! What discerning taste!

After this little performance, Eyeris rebuilt his chair with his own, slim, lily-white hands, a half-dozen brass screws and two roles of scotch tape, sat back down and continued like nothing had happened.

Just another exciting day at the Star ...

Comments

[Maya]

daphne
your eyes are on Eyeris these days! Good fun. I wonder how he did it with his elbows.

[Julianne]

That was so hilarious!

[Erna]

AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Daphne, you made my day! ;)

[eyeris]

OI! You wait.... I shall put your face on Darth Tater...