Eyeris, whom we last saw breaking a chair, has discovered that he has a talent for picking-and-flicking. Eyeris is a fledgling super hero who has, if truth be told, yet to do anything terribly heroic or super. In fact, as he is still discovering and developing his powers, he sometimes loses control of them, hence uncontrollable chair-breaking and mad picking-and-flicking. However, the latter activity has proven quite useful.
What exactly does he pick-and-flick? Not, I'm glad to report, anything that resides in his ears or delicate nostrils. Eyeris is a lint picker-and-flicker. Thus his black Tees and jumpers are always lint-free.
For a small fee Eyeris will pick-and-flick lint off your clothes. Just send your black tees, jumpers, pashminas etc to him with a cheque for RM100 per piece of clothing, and a large self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Eyeris is a super hero and he is always glad to be of service.
N.B. Eyeris draws the line at picking-and-flicking belly button lint.
A jumper picked clean by Eyeris.
there were posts dedicated to me? wow. me femes!
Posted by: eyeris | Monday, September 05, 2005 at 19:27
What so expansive?
Posted by: Qiu | Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 22:35
Is it Eyeris month? ;) He must be so kembang what with all these posts focussed on him - ha! ha!
Posted by: Amelia | Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 11:21
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
With my embarassing photos of him and your birds-eye commentary, we have enough material to make a 'shrine' celebrating eyeris's special traits. ;)
Posted by: Erna | Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 21:13