Eyeris is doing research on super heroes by watching a lot of cartoons and googling cartoon websites. This might be a sign that he's going to start choosing (finally) ...
- 1. His super hero costume - please, Eyeris, no underwear over your jeans!
- 2. What he's going to fight for - justice, peace, the end of reality TV?
- 3. His theme song - no contest - it's Stayin Alive!
- 4. His powers - Eyeris has so many but he's found that by the time he figures out which one to use, the villains have done their dirty deeds and left.
How exciting. The next time we see Eyeris he may be wearing fluorescent, skintight leggings!
If you'd like to offer Eyeris any advice about anything to do with superheroes, just concentrate hard and chant his name three times. He will hear you and respond immediately ... well, make that in about three months time. Sending him an email too will help speed up the process.
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